I've been busy working (it's a good thing, too) and one project required me to write some examples of similes, metaphors, and personification. You don't know how badly I wanted to submit this: "The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli."
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Very cute, but why not an old woman?
Sorry, I should have said. It's a quote from Seinfeld. It's the episode where George pretends to be a marine biologist to impress a girl. They're walking on the beach and a sick whale has washed ashore. And someone in the crowd shouts: "Is anybody here a marine biologist?" So George has to save the whale. He's in the diner with the other characters after, and that's how he begins the story that he tells them about it. It's the best Seinfeld scene ever.
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