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The dog's five point plan

Stop looking at your cute new navy blue Keds and pay attention to ME!

What's a dog to when her person "forgets" to throw the ball to her for the one millionth time?

Here, the dog shares with you her five point plan.

Look! I'm being helpful!
One: Bring the ball over and drop it within your person's reach.

If I stare hard enough ...
Two: stare at the ball to see if it moves.

I don't know if you realize this, but I really want you to throw the ball.
Three: pick up the ball and throw a little closer to your person.

Just in case you couldn't reach it before.
Four: put the ball on your person.

Hi, there!
Five: try shifting positions.

Bonk! Bonk!
Repeat step four.

Bonk! I said BONK!
Repeat step four.

BONK, BONK, BONK! BONK, BONK, BONK, BONK, BONK, BONK, BONK!
Repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat,repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat,repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat,repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat,repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat,repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat.

YAY!
Success!
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2 comments:

Queen of Ass said...

This is also true of many children....

Anonymous said...

I missed this one - I must of been on vacation....loved it!
MOM