"I'm a rocker -- I don't care for rules."

I should be surprised.

But I'm not.

You Are Homer Simpson

You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe... With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts. You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."

The Simpsons Personality Test

[via The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns, who, as far as I know, is no relation to Monty Burns. Well, except that she is Monty Burns. But other than that.]