What do you see when you turn out the lights?

I phrase I honestly thought I'd never have to utter and a conversation I definitely never wanted to have:

Me: Do you think it's possible that there is poo on the back hallway?

Upstairs neighbor (who is watching his mom's dog): I hope not.

Me: The lightbulb is out so it's dark, but I'm pretty sure it's poo.

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