Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ for Gienna Writes:

1. What are you, some kind of idiot?
Yes. Yes I am.

2. What are you, some kind of moron?
I think we've already established that.

3. Are you an airplane?
No, silly, I'm a boat.

4. Are you an airplane?
No, I am a boat!

5. Are you an airplane?
I told you, I am a BOAT!

6. Are you a boat?
No, silly, I'm an airplane.

7. You seem to talk about yourself a lot. What's up with that?
I don't see your name in the title of the blog. If you don't like it, get your own blog. You could name it "Anonymous Writes."

8. What do you do for a living?
Did you seriously just ask me that?

9. Do you wear surgical masks in public? Perhaps carry excessive amounts of tissue to wrap around your hands when opening doors? Maybe you could wrap yourself entirely in duct tape and seal yourself from any possible contact with humanity.
That's honestly the best idea I have ever heard in my entire life.

10. Does it hurt your feelings when people leave mean comments on your posts?
Yup, but only for a little while.

11. Why don't you delete them, then?
Because I think mean comments say more about the commenter than the commentee.

12. I don't think "commentee" is a word.
That's not really a question.

13. It's sometimes hard to interpret a person's tone on the Internets. How can I tell if what you write is sarcastic or serious?
Sarcasm is usually a pretty safe bet.

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